deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
me playing any kind of fps multiplayer
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So this is actually the best flashmob you’re ever going to see.
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Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?
Depends, do you own a dog?
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au where jack joins pitch’s side
it wasn’t a good idea
So, SO much better than my idea hahaha.
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god damnit nbc
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Robert thinking he’s gonna get slapped.
I AM LAUGH IGN SO HA RD
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Tony: Jarvis. What’s the time?
Jarvis: Three fifty-eight in the morning, sir. I trust that you are aware that your guest is on SHIELD’s top ten most wanted list?
Tony: Stating the obvious, Jarvis. x -
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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Oh god the movie is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HELLO INTERNET. IT IS I. CAPTAIN AMERICA. HERE TO PUNCH NAZIS AND SAVE THE DAY.
(Best $10 ever spent. It’s a children’s small. The back and bottom half are a hilarious horror show. No one will ever trick-or-treat at my house again.)
(EDIT: Actually this is more like… me, dressed as Bruce Banner, dressed as Captain America. Halloween-ception.)
